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If someone's in your bed, that's good.
Pope John Paul II is probably not Jewish.
New York is a gross city.
Your back hair isn't fur.
Jackie Mason as Andrew Dice Clay.
You don't need to be legal to buy the stuff that's illegal.
He's got coke, so he gets the girl.
They explain how a seatbelt works on airplanes.
No one has had it worse than the Irish.
If you like George H.W. Bush, it may be because you don't know a lot about politics.
America shouldn't pay itself back.
An ultrasound is not necessary when you're adopting.
Arnold could get wackier by saying pre-existing catchphrases.