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You say potato, and I say potato-e.
Jackie Mason as Andrew Dice Clay.
Your back hair isn't fur.
If someone's in your bed, that's good.
New York is a gross city.
Pope John Paul II is probably not Jewish.
You don't need to be legal to buy the stuff that's illegal.
He's got coke, so he gets the girl.
They explain how a seatbelt works on airplanes.
An ultrasound is not necessary when you're adopting.
America shouldn't pay itself back.
If you like George H.W. Bush, it may be because you don't know a lot about politics.
No one has had it worse than the Irish.
Arnold could get wackier by saying pre-existing catchphrases.
Marion Barry gave Jimmie the kilo to the city.
Be hard, but enjoy your life.