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Your back hair isn't fur.
Jackie Mason as Andrew Dice Clay.
If someone's in your bed, that's good.
New York is a gross city.
You say potato, and I say potato-e.
Pope John Paul II is probably not Jewish.
Every dad smokes like his face is in pain.
Clothing store employees must mock everyone who tries on a bathing suit.
Cher's entire behind is tattooed.
Mall cologne-women need killing.
They're pretty cool, except when your wife sits down in public.
If a husband gets sent to buy tampons, he better come back with the right size.
A lot of women are carrying condoms now.
Lois has old hooker's hair.
Burying dead people is a waste.