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Sometimes there is good conversation at the gym.
Doctors have the awesome power to say, "Get undressed, I'll be right in."
Mark loves Chinese food, but hates the service.
Some people actually shop at 3 a.m.
I've been on a diet. I'm on that Slim-Fast thing now. I had
seven of them today, so I feel really good.
Doctors give guys that test where they grab you and say cough,
and they ask you to look the other way because they don't want you to see them...
There are some people that are not fun people to go out and eat
with. There's a type of person, wherever you go out, they want a bite of whatever...
I was in the meat department, and I saw a guy in a white coat,
blood all over the thing. I said, 'Excuse me.' He said, 'I don't work here.'