There are makeup tricks to make your boobs look bigger.
Maryellen went to beauty school because of her Barbie head.
Magnifying mirrors are cruel.
Bathing suits are the worst to try on.
Dressing rooms are like a horror house of fat asses.
Guys grow fur collars on their necks.
Maryellen Hooper stops shaving when she sees blood.
Maryellen Hooper helped stopped the bleeding after she broke her boyfriend's nose.