Bathing suits are the worst to try on.
Dressing rooms are like a horror house of fat asses.
There are makeup tricks to make your boobs look bigger.
Maryellen performs her dainty cheer.
Maryellen went to beauty school because of her Barbie head.
Maryellen Hooper helped stopped the bleeding after she broke her boyfriend's nose.
Magnifying mirrors are cruel.
Guys grow fur collars on their necks.