The only thing anyone knows about Jim Breuer is his goat imitation.
Nick Swardson is just trying to avoid a fight.
House music sucks when you're drunk.
Friends don't let friends drink and drive, but Tom doesn't have any friends.
Rebecca Corry wishes she could get an accent after a day, like Madonna.
Have you noticed that now every woman in America is posing butt-naked?
Gilson Lubin ponders doomsday with Paris Hilton.
When it's dark out, Reno Collier drinks.
"Human" is an important dating criteria.
Hunting isn't fair.
