My relatives don't think comedians exist.
Hi, Matt! You're here for the role of unattractive man.
The Humane Society called Matt's friend a dick.
If Matt was up against Voltron or any of the Transformers, he would probably lose.
An owl that you lovingly raise in captivity will never stop trying to attack you.
Eggley Bagelface is a breakfast name of amazing awesomeness.
After living on the east side of Los Angeles, Matt Braunger has seen a lot of bootleg t-shirts.
These days, creepy, old gay men hang out at the 7-11 by the weight lifting magazines.
A flying baby will steal your sandwich and poop on your head.