A flying baby will steal your sandwich and poop on your head.
Posted: 02/05/2010 Views: 1962These days, creepy, old gay men hang out at the 7-11 by the weight lifting magazines.
Posted: 01/16/2010 Views: 13978Eggley Bagelface is a breakfast name of amazing awesomeness.
Posted: 01/16/2010 Views: 9447If Matt was up against Voltron or any of the Transformers, he would probably lose.
Posted: 12/02/2009 Views: 15410An owl that you lovingly raise in captivity will never stop trying to attack you.
Posted: 11/30/2009 Views: 10468Hi, Matt! You're here for the role of unattractive man.
Posted: 07/25/2008 Views: 28513