The only things that Matt Fulchiron has to lose in a divorce are three and half pairs of pants.
Posted: 02/26/2011 Views: 2390Matt Fulchiron can't wait to go back to his hotel and watch porn on Comedy Central's dime.
Posted: 02/26/2011 Views: 9464Matt Fulchiron was kicked out of NWA for the color of his skin.
Posted: 02/26/2011 Views: 3051Homeless people are so g**damn homeless all the time because they're stupid.
Posted: 02/26/2011 Views: 4043All roommates are messy -- neat people get their own place.
Posted: 02/26/2011 Views: 2364You catch more flies with honey, but you catch more honies when you're fly.
Posted: 02/26/2011 Views: 3952Every time God closes a door, Matt Fulchiron opens a beer.
Posted: 02/26/2011 Views: 3720You know you're a good comedian when a three-minute set is too much.
Posted: 02/23/2011 Views: 893Matt Fulchiron has been off marijuana since 2 p.m.
Posted: 02/23/2011 Views: 7502If you hear a dial tone, it's because the comedy is off the hook.
Posted: 08/10/2006 Views: 2911