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Matt Fulchiron

Matt Fulchiron

Stand-up comedian Matt Fulchiron on comedy Central\'s Jokes.com
  • Featured on "Live at Gotham" & "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson"
  • Appeared in the HBO Las Vegas Comedy Festival
  • Matt's half-hour "Comedy Central Presents" special airs this season

1 - 10 of 11 Matt Fulchiron Videos
Main Message (2:20)

The only things that Matt Fulchiron has to lose in a divorce are three and half pairs of pants.

Posted: 02/26/2011 Views: 2215
Try to Keep Up (2:02)

Homeless people are so g**damn homeless all the time because they're stupid.

Posted: 02/26/2011 Views: 3821
All Kinds of Rude (2:15)

Every time God closes a door, Matt Fulchiron opens a beer.

Posted: 02/26/2011 Views: 3405
Honkies With Gratitude (2:35)

Matt Fulchiron was kicked out of NWA for the color of his skin.

Posted: 02/26/2011 Views: 2849
Hotel Porn (2:02)

Matt Fulchiron can't wait to go back to his hotel and watch porn on Comedy Central's dime.

Posted: 02/26/2011 Views: 9301
Nature's Alarm Clock (2:12)

All roommates are messy -- neat people get their own place.

Posted: 02/26/2011 Views: 2218
High Maintenance (2:31)

You catch more flies with honey, but you catch more honies when you're fly.

Posted: 02/26/2011 Views: 3776
Waste of Time (02:27)

Matt Fulchiron has been off marijuana since 2 p.m.

Posted: 02/23/2011 Views: 7286
Exclusive - Soak It In (01:05)

You know you're a good comedian when a three-minute set is too much.

Posted: 02/23/2011 Views: 870
Quitting His Job (2:23)

Yes, it was possible for Matt Fulchiron to look more like a homeless person than he did.

Posted: 08/10/2006 Views: 2818

Matt Fulchiron Jokes See all 1 Matt Fulchiron Jokes »

They say money changes people, and I say hook that sh*t up. I'm about due for some alterations. I don't care if money changes me into a 300-pound chinchilla with herpes simplex two.