All roommates are messy -- neat people get their own place.
Posted: 02/26/2011 Views: 2399Matt Fulchiron was kicked out of NWA for the color of his skin.
Posted: 02/26/2011 Views: 3106Matt Fulchiron can't wait to go back to his hotel and watch porn on Comedy Central's dime.
Posted: 02/26/2011 Views: 9499The only things that Matt Fulchiron has to lose in a divorce are three and half pairs of pants.
Posted: 02/26/2011 Views: 2438You catch more flies with honey, but you catch more honies when you're fly.
Posted: 02/26/2011 Views: 3996Every time God closes a door, Matt Fulchiron opens a beer.
Posted: 02/26/2011 Views: 3825Homeless people are so g**damn homeless all the time because they're stupid.
Posted: 02/26/2011 Views: 4099You know you're a good comedian when a three-minute set is too much.
Posted: 02/23/2011 Views: 900Matt Fulchiron has been off marijuana since 2 p.m.
Posted: 02/23/2011 Views: 7574Yes, it was possible for Matt Fulchiron to look more like a homeless person than he did.
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