Matt Fulchiron was kicked out of NWA for the color of his skin.
Matt Fulchiron can't wait to go back to his hotel and watch porn on Comedy Central's dime.
You catch more flies with honey, but you catch more honies when you're fly.
Homeless people are so g**damn homeless all the time because they're stupid.
Every time God closes a door, Matt Fulchiron opens a beer.
All roommates are messy -- neat people get their own place.
You know you're a good comedian when a three-minute set is too much.
Matt Fulchiron has been off marijuana since 2 p.m.
Yes, it was possible for Matt Fulchiron to look more like a homeless person than he did.