Matt Welcome: Videos, Jokes, Tour Dates, Biography and more

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Suave and sarcastic, his ability to play with the simplest of phrases and have you thinking why you'd never thought of it, make him one of the UK's cleverest and slickest comedians. "Brutally cool humour"- What's On Magazine.

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Jokes.com#Joke of the Day: What do you get when you are on your hands and knees? You get... http://bit.ly/93yjD6 #lifemysteries10:45 AM Today

Paul F. TompkinsNo. Not "phone." PHOENIX. http://bit.ly/8ZPbLE #tompkins30010:18 AM Today

Kirk FoxCan Tiger win again? Of course! If he won tournaments while having sex with 15 different women he will still win not having sex with 1.10:13 AM Today

Christian FinneganAnother day, another long f'in drive. OK, 5 Hour Energy, work your magic!9:34 AM Today

Pete LeeThe people behind me are either speaking French, or they are speaking English and they are really drunk.9:33 AM Today

Christian FinneganThe LEAST perfect song to come up on 'shuffle' while driving through rural Vermont? Public Enemy, "Burn Hollywood Burn". You suck, iPod.9:29 AM Today

Doug BensonOctomom's house is under foreclosure? I thought she lived in a shoe. #somanykidsshedidntknowwhattodo9:28 AM Today

Jo KoyI'm at the airport getting ready to fly out to Vegas. Can't wait to hit the Mirage casino stage!9:21 AM Today

Pete LeeI love it when I see ugly kids at the airport. Cuz they are usually with their parents, so I get to see cause and effect.9:16 AM Today

Tammy Pescatelli#7 on the Google trends yesterday! THANK YOU OPIE and ANTHONY!!!!!8:55 AM Today

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