Bush just had to put all of Iran in the Axis of Evil?
Latinos are now the biggest minority in America.
Where are America's serial killers when you need them?
The only black guys on the Upper East Side are Sherrod Small and his shadow.
Terror can't keep a home address.
George W. Bush doesn't spend enough time embracing the image people have made of him.
Charles Manson always manages to maintain his craziness.
Sheryl is glad Al Gore isn't running for president again.
Donnell Rawlings' neighborhood is a war zone.
B.J. Novak learned nothing in college.
Eric Blake wants Osama bin Laden dead or alive, for himself.