Megan might as well be Mexican.
Megan practices ordering alcohol.
Megan will never pretend to be her mother again.
Megan and her sister have nothing in common.
The older you are, the worse your advice.
Megan's friends don't know her.
Megan's got an idea for an Olympic dive.
Megan suspects her niece of animal abuse.
Megan is forced to wear back fat-revealing dresses.
Megan has a retort for her dad's friend.