Megan suspects her niece of animal abuse.
Megan has a retort for her dad's friend.
Megan and her sister have nothing in common.
The older you are, the worse your advice.
Megan's friends don't know her.
Megan practices ordering alcohol.
Megan's brothers sound like Janet Reno.
Megan might as well be Mexican.
Megan is forced to wear back fat-revealing dresses.
Megan will never pretend to be her mother again.