Megan will never pretend to be her mother again.
Megan and her sister have nothing in common.
Megan's brothers sound like Janet Reno.
Megan's got an idea for an Olympic dive.
Megan suspects her niece of animal abuse.
Megan practices ordering alcohol.
Megan's friends don't know her.
Megan might as well be Mexican.
Megan is forced to wear back fat-revealing dresses.
Megan has a retort for her dad's friend.