Megan and her sister have nothing in common.
Megan's brothers sound like Janet Reno.
Megan suspects her niece of animal abuse.
Megan's friends don't know her.
Megan is forced to wear back fat-revealing dresses.
Megan will never pretend to be her mother again.
Megan might as well be Mexican.
Megan's got an idea for an Olympic dive.
Megan has a retort for her dad's friend.