Megan and her sister have nothing in common.
Megan suspects her niece of animal abuse.
Megan's friends don't know her.
Megan is forced to wear back fat-revealing dresses.
Megan practices ordering alcohol.
Megan will never pretend to be her mother again.
Megan might as well be Mexican.
Megan's got an idea for an Olympic dive.
Megan has a retort for her dad's friend.