Megan has a retort for her dad's friend.
Megan and her sister have nothing in common.
Megan's friends don't know her.
Megan's brothers sound like Janet Reno.
Megan is forced to wear back fat-revealing dresses.
Megan practices ordering alcohol.
Megan suspects her niece of animal abuse.
Megan might as well be Mexican.
The older you are, the worse your advice.