Michael did so much crack one time he broke into his own house.
Everybody on Michael's block got a U-Haul in preparation for a second riot.
All my friends, we was ready for the second riot. No, not like the first one, where we were just grabbing stuff at random -- it wouldn't be like...
I did so much crack, one day I broke in my own house. I ain't lying. I was halfway out the door with the TV before I realized it was my place. And...
Did I mention that I'm a new father? Yeah, my 13-year-old son just moved back in.