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Michael Kosta

Michael Kosta

Stand-up comedian Michael Kosta on Comedy Centrals Jokes.com
  • Featured on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" and E!'s "Chelsea Lately"
  • Appeared at Montreal's Just for Laughs Festival and the HBO/US Comedy Festival in Aspen
  • His half-hour Comedy Central Presents special premieres this season

1 - 10 of 18 Michael Kosta Videos
Uncensored - Mr. Mature (02:40)

Michael Kosta would like all mothers on Facebook to cancel their accounts right away.

Posted: 03/07/2011 Views: 977
Uncensored - Dad's Email (02:11)

Michael Kosta's father is getting nervous about his 1986 desk calculator.

Posted: 03/07/2011 Views: 962
Uncensored - Man Crushes (01:22)

Wanting to have sex with Justin Timberlake just once does not make Michael Kosta gay.

Posted: 03/07/2011 Views: 665
Youngest Child (02:22)

Michael Kosta needs a lot of attention because he's the youngest child.

Posted: 03/07/2011 Views: 2743
Uncensored - High Maintenance (02:12)

Michigan women drink canned beer, watch football and have sex with everybody.

Posted: 03/07/2011 Views: 1616
Shark Attack (2:20)

Michael Kosta provides valuable advice about parking tickets and animal attacks.

Posted: 01/21/2011 Views: 3160
Should Be More Professional (2:18)

Michael Kosta wears his noise canceling headphones to block annoying external sounds.

Posted: 01/21/2011 Views: 3777
Not Gay (1:47)

When Justin Timberlake sings "Cry Me a River," it's like he's singing it to Michael Kosta.

Posted: 01/21/2011 Views: 2095
Tickle the Pickle (3:37)

Older siblings are just bored, miserable a**holes.

Posted: 01/21/2011 Views: 9646
Spacebook (0:58)

The Internet is not meant for mothers.

Posted: 01/21/2011 Views: 3130

Michael Kosta Jokes See all 13 Michael Kosta Jokes »

I have a German girlfriend, and it's weird for me because I'm American. I love America. So, whenever we have sex, I feel like I'm cheating on the United States. The only way I can convince myself it's OK is if I pretend that my penis is a machine gun...
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