Michigan women drink canned beer, watch football and have sex with everybody.
Michael Kosta needs a lot of attention because he's the youngest child.
Michael Kosta's father is getting nervous about his 1986 desk calculator.
Michael Kosta would like all mothers on Facebook to cancel their accounts right away.
Wanting to have sex with Justin Timberlake just once does not make Michael Kosta gay.
When Michael Kosta is wasted he tries to take off his contact lenses more than once.
The Internet is not meant for mothers.
Michael Kosta wears his noise canceling headphones to block annoying external sounds.
Older siblings are just bored, miserable a**holes.
When Justin Timberlake sings "Cry Me a River," it's like he's singing it to Michael Kosta.