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Michael Loftus

Michael Loftus

Stand-up comedian Michael Loftus\' videos, jokes, tour dates, and more on Comedy Central\'s Jokes.com
Michael Loftus' wholesome looks might fool viewers, but this seemingly mild-mannered Midwesterner...

1 - 7 of 7 Michael Loftus Videos
Vietnam (1:37)

Having arguments with your wife is a lot like stumbling into a firefight in Vietnam. You have no idea what's going on.

Posted: 08/20/2009 Views: 16821
The Pinky Toe (01:32)

What's up with the pinky toe? It's useless and ugly and it's got a messed up nail.

Posted: 08/20/2009 Views: 8863
Wedding Rings (01:53)

Wedding rings are more than just symbols of eternity. They're a magic curses.

Posted: 08/20/2009 Views: 21976
Arguing (1:50)

Once you get married, men lose the ability to have decent fights with their wives.

Posted: 08/20/2009 Views: 4008
Dance in Ireland (1:07)

Michael's a big fan of a dance the ladies do in Ireland.

Posted: 12/13/1999 Views: 5069
Designated Driver (1:20)

Whatever you do, don't puke in the car.

Posted: 12/13/1999 Views: 4900
Drinking in Ireland (1:05)

Michael's got some crazy Irish cousins.

Posted: 12/13/1999 Views: 6633

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They invented a dance where they wouldn't spill their drinks is what they did.