Once you get married, men lose the ability to have decent fights with their wives.
Views: 4,006
Posted: 08/20/2009
Michael Loftus - Wedding Rings
Wedding rings are more than just symbols of eternity. They're a magic curses.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), marriage (539), religion (400)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 21,969
Michael Loftus - The Pinky Toe
What's up with the pinky toe? It's useless and ugly and it's got a messed up nail.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), observational (363),
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 8,861
Michael Loftus - Vietnam
Having arguments with your wife is a lot like stumbling into a firefight in Vietnam. You have no idea what's going on.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), marriage (539), wars (128)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 16,817
Michael Loftus - Drinking in Ireland
Michael's got some crazy Irish cousins.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (867), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 6,633
Michael Loftus - Designated Driver
Whatever you do, don't puke in the car.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (867), imitations (847)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 4,899
Michael Loftus - Dance in Ireland
Michael's a big fan of a dance the ladies do in Ireland.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (1191), ethnic (867)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 5,069
Michael Loftus - Wedding Rings
Wedding rings are more than just symbols of eternity. They're a magic curses.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), marriage (539), religion (400)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 21,969
Michael Loftus - The Pinky Toe
What's up with the pinky toe? It's useless and ugly and it's got a messed up nail.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), observational (363),
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 8,861
Michael Loftus - Vietnam
Having arguments with your wife is a lot like stumbling into a firefight in Vietnam. You have no idea what's going on.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), marriage (539), wars (128)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 16,817
Tom Papa - New Tricks
Tom Papa's wife still has a scar from the tool bench incident.
Tags: Tom Papa (35), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1191)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 11,065
Greg Giraldo - First Baby
Greg Giraldo is excited to be having probably his first baby.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (67), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1191)
Posted: 08/08/00
Views: 6,061
Greg Giraldo - Finding a Soul Mate
Greg Giraldo is impressed that Siegfried and Roy found each other.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (67), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1191)
Posted: 08/08/00
Views: 3,450
Corey Holcomb - Five Girlfriends
Corey lets ladies in on every man's five girlfriends.
Tags: Corey Holcomb (11), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1191)
Posted: 07/21/05
Views: 27,484
Bill Burr - Before Marriage
You have to get the evil out of you before you're ready for marriage.
Tags: Bill Burr (26), sex (1191), men/women (1143)
Posted: 06/19/98
Views: 10,873
Tom Papa - Wash Your Hands Lady
It is Tom Papa's job to tell his wife the weather 24 hours a day.
Tags: Tom Papa (35), sex (1191), men/women (1143)
Posted: 01/08/12
Views: 1,584
Michael Loftus - Dance in Ireland
Michael's a big fan of a dance the ladies do in Ireland.
