Michael's a big fan of a dance the ladies do in Ireland.
Views: 5,110
Posted: 12/13/1999
Michael Loftus - Wedding Rings
Wedding rings are more than just symbols of eternity. They're a magic curses.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), marriage (547), religion (404)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 22,098
Michael Loftus - Vietnam
Having arguments with your wife is a lot like stumbling into a firefight in Vietnam. You have no idea what's going on.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), marriage (547), wars (128)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 16,899
Michael Loftus - The Pinky Toe
What's up with the pinky toe? It's useless and ugly and it's got a messed up nail.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), observational (364),
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 8,978
Michael Loftus - Arguing
Once you get married, men lose the ability to have decent fights with their wives.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (1202), marriage (547)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 4,056
Michael Loftus - Designated Driver
Whatever you do, don't puke in the car.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (870), imitations (847)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 4,951
Michael Loftus - Drinking in Ireland
Michael's got some crazy Irish cousins.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (870), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 6,720
Michael Loftus - Drinking in Ireland
Michael's got some crazy Irish cousins.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (870), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 6,720
Michael Loftus - Designated Driver
Whatever you do, don't puke in the car.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (870), imitations (847)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 4,951
Sue Costello - Sexy Girls
Latina girls are sexy out of the womb.
Tags: Sue Costello (2), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 5,321
Greg Fitzsimmons - Grandfather's Story
Greg Fitzsimmons' grandfather came to the U.S. from Ireland with a diseased potato and a dream.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), ethnic (870), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 11/28/97
Views: 1,523
Michael Loftus - Arguing
Once you get married, men lose the ability to have decent fights with their wives.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (1202), marriage (547)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 4,056
Anthony Clark - A Prayer
Anthony Clark says a little prayer every morning.
Tags: Anthony Clark (7), sex (1202), imitations (847)
Posted: 06/13/97
Views: 757
Rich Vos - Disorders
Rich offers his daughter no help with her homework.
Tags: Rich Vos (22), men/women (1155), ethnic (870)
Posted: 10/25/01
Views: 1,866
Damon Wayans - Special Species
Dudes don't comment on each other's balls.
Tags: Damon Wayans (12), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 12/08/05
Views: 10,074
Mike B. - UFOs
White people are the only ones who see aliens.
Tags: Mike Britt (8), ethnic (870), imitations (847)
Posted: 12/24/00
Views: 2,930
Mike Britt - Smarter
Your ego can get you in trouble.
Tags: Mike Britt (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 05/12/02
Views: 4,655
