Michael's got some crazy Irish cousins.
Views: 6,633
Posted: 12/13/1999
Michael Loftus - Arguing
Once you get married, men lose the ability to have decent fights with their wives.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (1191), marriage (539)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 4,008
Michael Loftus - Wedding Rings
Wedding rings are more than just symbols of eternity. They're a magic curses.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), marriage (539), religion (400)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 21,974
Michael Loftus - Vietnam
Having arguments with your wife is a lot like stumbling into a firefight in Vietnam. You have no idea what's going on.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), marriage (539), wars (128)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 16,821
Michael Loftus - The Pinky Toe
What's up with the pinky toe? It's useless and ugly and it's got a messed up nail.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), observational (363),
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 8,863
Michael Loftus - Designated Driver
Whatever you do, don't puke in the car.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (867), imitations (847)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 4,900
Michael Loftus - Dance in Ireland
Michael's a big fan of a dance the ladies do in Ireland.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (1191), ethnic (867)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 5,069
Michael Loftus - Dance in Ireland
Michael's a big fan of a dance the ladies do in Ireland.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (1191), ethnic (867)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 5,069
Michael Loftus - Designated Driver
Whatever you do, don't puke in the car.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (867), imitations (847)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 4,900
Tom Cotter - My Grandmother
Tom Cotter's grandmother faced an untimely death at the hands of his garage.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,690
Dom Irrera - Embrace Life
Dom wishes he could drink like the Irish.
Tags: Dom Irrera (7), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 07/18/00
Views: 9,025
Megan Mooney - Irish = Mexican
Megan might as well be Mexican.
Tags: Megan Mooney (13), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1191)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 25,295
Steve McGrew - Drinking Problems
Women should spend less money on cosmetics and more on Jack Daniels.
Tags: Steve McGrew (9), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1143)
Posted: 09/24/04
Views: 9,936
Christian Finnegan - Irish Name
Christian Finnegan is the most Irish name in history.
Tags: Christian Finnegan (23), alcohol (511), stereotypes (439)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 70,112
Megan Mooney - Don't Play With the Stove
Parents sometimes give strange advice when they leave the house.
Tags: Megan Mooney (13), ethnic (867), kids (809)
Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 21,896
Sue Costello - Sexy Girls
Latina girls are sexy out of the womb.
Tags: Sue Costello (2), sex (1191), men/women (1143)
Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 5,177
Lenny Clarke - Irish Catholic
Lenny will never forget his third grade teacher, Sister Mary Triggerhappy.
