What's up with the pinky toe? It's useless and ugly and it's got a messed up nail.
Filed under: Michael Loftus (7), observational (335),
Views: 6,299
Posted: 08/20/2009
Michael Loftus - Wedding Rings
Wedding rings are more than just symbols of eternity. They're a magic curses.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), marriage (447), religion (341)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 19,586
Michael Loftus - Vietnam
Having arguments with your wife is a lot like stumbling into a firefight in Vietnam. You have no idea what's going on.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), marriage (447), wars (114)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 14,279
Michael Loftus - Drinking in Ireland
Michael's got some crazy Irish cousins.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), Premium Blend (749), ethnic (731)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,639
Michael Loftus - Dance in Ireland
Michael's a big fan of a dance the ladies do in Ireland.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (983), imitations (789)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,277
Michael Loftus - Designated Driver
Whatever you do, don't puke in the car.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), imitations (789), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,190
Michael Loftus - Arguing
Once you get married, men lose the ability to have decent fights with their wives.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (983), marriage (447)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 2,015
Michael Loftus - Wedding Rings
Wedding rings are more than just symbols of eternity. They're a magic curses.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), marriage (447), religion (341)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 19,586
Michael Loftus - Arguing
Once you get married, men lose the ability to have decent fights with their wives.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (983), marriage (447)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 2,015
Michael Loftus - Vietnam
Having arguments with your wife is a lot like stumbling into a firefight in Vietnam. You have no idea what's going on.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), marriage (447), wars (114)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 14,279
Michael Loftus - Drinking in Ireland
Michael's got some crazy Irish cousins.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), Premium Blend (749), ethnic (731)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,639
Michael Loftus - Dance in Ireland
Michael's a big fan of a dance the ladies do in Ireland.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (983), imitations (789)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,276
Michael Loftus - Designated Driver
Whatever you do, don't puke in the car.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), imitations (789), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,187
Open Mic Challenge - Mr. Fancypants
Mr. Fancypants gets some relationship advice from Maxim Magazine.
Tags: observational (335), dirty (56)
Posted: 07/22/09
Views: 425
Greg Giraldo - 9/11 Bachelorettes
Greg explains how bachelorette parties prove that they'll never change the American way of life.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (38), men/women (919), observational (335)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 59,278
Brian Regan - Dora the Explorer
Brian would probably watch "Dora the Explorer" even if he didn't have kids.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), kids (642), marriage (447)
Posted: 06/10/07
Views: 269,812
Jim Gaffigan - Lazy for No Reason
You ever have one thing to do all day, but you just can't get yourself to do it?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), Comedy Central Presents (1803), observational (335)
Posted: 07/11/00
Views: 14,942
