What's up with the pinky toe? It's useless and ugly and it's got a messed up nail.
Michael Loftus (7),
observational (364),
Views: 8,978
Posted: 08/20/2009
Michael Loftus - Wedding Rings
Wedding rings are more than just symbols of eternity. They're a magic curses.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), marriage (547), religion (404)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 22,098
Michael Loftus - Vietnam
Having arguments with your wife is a lot like stumbling into a firefight in Vietnam. You have no idea what's going on.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), marriage (547), wars (128)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 16,899
Michael Loftus - Arguing
Once you get married, men lose the ability to have decent fights with their wives.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (1202), marriage (547)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 4,056
Michael Loftus - Designated Driver
Whatever you do, don't puke in the car.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (870), imitations (847)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 4,951
Michael Loftus - Dance in Ireland
Michael's a big fan of a dance the ladies do in Ireland.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (1202), ethnic (870)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 5,110
Michael Loftus - Drinking in Ireland
Michael's got some crazy Irish cousins.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (870), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 6,720
Michael Loftus - Wedding Rings
Wedding rings are more than just symbols of eternity. They're a magic curses.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), marriage (547), religion (404)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 22,098
Michael Loftus - Arguing
Once you get married, men lose the ability to have decent fights with their wives.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (1202), marriage (547)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 4,056
Michael Loftus - Vietnam
Having arguments with your wife is a lot like stumbling into a firefight in Vietnam. You have no idea what's going on.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), marriage (547), wars (128)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 16,899
Michael Loftus - Drinking in Ireland
Michael's got some crazy Irish cousins.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (870), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 6,720
Michael Loftus - Designated Driver
Whatever you do, don't puke in the car.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (870), imitations (847)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 4,951
Michael Loftus - Dance in Ireland
Michael's a big fan of a dance the ladies do in Ireland.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (1202), ethnic (870)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 5,110
Open Mic Challenge - Mr. Fancypants
Mr. Fancypants gets some relationship advice from Maxim Magazine.
Tags: observational (364), dirty jokes (64)
Posted: 07/22/09
Views: 637
Brian Regan - Dora the Explorer
Brian would probably watch "Dora the Explorer" even if he didn't have kids.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), kids (831), marriage (547)
Posted: 06/10/07
Views: 305,861
Greg Giraldo - 9/11 Bachelorettes
Greg explains how bachelorette parties prove that they'll never change the American way of life.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (67), men/women (1155), observational (364)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 92,893
Sue Murphy - Moving
There is nothing worse than moving.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), observational (364)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 3,252
