Having arguments with your wife is a lot like stumbling into a firefight in Vietnam. You have no idea what's going on.
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Posted: 08/20/2009
Michael Loftus - Wedding Rings
Wedding rings are more than just symbols of eternity. They're a magic curses.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), marriage (547), religion (404)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 22,098
Michael Loftus - The Pinky Toe
What's up with the pinky toe? It's useless and ugly and it's got a messed up nail.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), observational (364),
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 8,978
Michael Loftus - Arguing
Once you get married, men lose the ability to have decent fights with their wives.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (1202), marriage (547)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 4,056
Michael Loftus - Designated Driver
Whatever you do, don't puke in the car.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (870), imitations (847)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 4,951
Michael Loftus - Dance in Ireland
Michael's a big fan of a dance the ladies do in Ireland.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (1202), ethnic (870)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 5,110
Michael Loftus - Drinking in Ireland
Michael's got some crazy Irish cousins.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (870), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 6,720
Michael Loftus - Wedding Rings
Wedding rings are more than just symbols of eternity. They're a magic curses.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), marriage (547), religion (404)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 22,098
Michael Loftus - Arguing
Once you get married, men lose the ability to have decent fights with their wives.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (1202), marriage (547)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 4,056
Michael Loftus - The Pinky Toe
What's up with the pinky toe? It's useless and ugly and it's got a messed up nail.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), observational (364),
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 8,978
Michael Loftus - Drinking in Ireland
Michael's got some crazy Irish cousins.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (870), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 6,720
Michael Loftus - Designated Driver
Whatever you do, don't puke in the car.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (870), imitations (847)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 4,951
Michael Loftus - Dance in Ireland
Michael's a big fan of a dance the ladies do in Ireland.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (1202), ethnic (870)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 5,110
Greer Barnes - Gays in the Military
A gay guy may come to your rescue during war.
Tags: Greer Barnes (11), marriage (547), stereotypes (440)
Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 14,226
Matt Iseman - Last Man Standing
Seeing all of your friends get married is like watching them die in battle.
Tags: Matt Iseman (2), men/women (1155), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 1,783
David Feldman - JFK vs. Elvis
David compares the deaths of JFK and Elvis.
Tags: David Feldman (14), marriage (547), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 390
Lewis Black - Axis of Evil
North Koreans are so evil they have no color.
Tags: Lewis Black (44), news & politics (234), wars (128)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 22,059
