Wedding rings are more than just symbols of eternity. They're a magic curses.
Views: 22,098
Posted: 08/20/2009
Michael Loftus - Vietnam
Having arguments with your wife is a lot like stumbling into a firefight in Vietnam. You have no idea what's going on.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), marriage (547), wars (128)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 16,899
Michael Loftus - The Pinky Toe
What's up with the pinky toe? It's useless and ugly and it's got a messed up nail.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), observational (364),
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 8,978
Michael Loftus - Arguing
Once you get married, men lose the ability to have decent fights with their wives.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (1202), marriage (547)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 4,056
Michael Loftus - Designated Driver
Whatever you do, don't puke in the car.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (870), imitations (847)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 4,951
Michael Loftus - Dance in Ireland
Michael's a big fan of a dance the ladies do in Ireland.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (1202), ethnic (870)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 5,110
Michael Loftus - Drinking in Ireland
Michael's got some crazy Irish cousins.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (870), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 6,720
Michael Loftus - Arguing
Once you get married, men lose the ability to have decent fights with their wives.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (1202), marriage (547)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 4,056
Michael Loftus - The Pinky Toe
What's up with the pinky toe? It's useless and ugly and it's got a messed up nail.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), observational (364),
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 8,978
Michael Loftus - Vietnam
Having arguments with your wife is a lot like stumbling into a firefight in Vietnam. You have no idea what's going on.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), marriage (547), wars (128)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 16,899
Brian Regan - Dora the Explorer
Brian would probably watch "Dora the Explorer" even if he didn't have kids.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), kids (831), marriage (547)
Posted: 06/10/07
Views: 305,861
Tom Papa - New Tricks
Tom Papa's wife still has a scar from the tool bench incident.
Tags: Tom Papa (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 11,249
Jeff Mac - Gay Wedding Protesters
Jeff Mac loves the hillbilly rednecks who protest gay marriages.
Tags: Jeff Mac (3), food (719), marriage (547)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 1,516
Chad Daniels - Wife's Friends
Chad Daniels makes his wife's Ph.D. friends look like dummies.
Tags: Chad Daniels (3), marriage (547), friends (403)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 13,032
Wanda Sykes - The Marriage Business
Marriage is a lot like going into business with somebody.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), kids (831), marriage (547)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 15,541
Jack Coen - The Religious Angle
Jack Coen hopes that God grades on a curve.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), health (657), religion (404)
Posted: 08/29/97
Views: 654
Mo Mandel - Marrying Within the Faith
Mo's mom wants him to marry a Jewish girl.
Tags: Mo Mandel (20), marriage (547), religion (404)
Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 17,870
