Wedding rings are more than just symbols of eternity. They're a magic curses.
Filed under: Michael Loftus (7), marriage (447), religion (341)
Views: 19,583
Posted: 08/20/2009
Michael Loftus - Vietnam
Having arguments with your wife is a lot like stumbling into a firefight in Vietnam. You have no idea what's going on.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), marriage (447), wars (114)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 14,278
Michael Loftus - The Pinky Toe
What's up with the pinky toe? It's useless and ugly and it's got a messed up nail.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), observational (335),
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 6,295
Michael Loftus - Drinking in Ireland
Michael's got some crazy Irish cousins.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), Premium Blend (749), ethnic (730)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,635
Michael Loftus - Dance in Ireland
Michael's a big fan of a dance the ladies do in Ireland.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (983), imitations (787)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,271
Michael Loftus - Designated Driver
Whatever you do, don't puke in the car.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), imitations (787), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,183
Michael Loftus - Arguing
Once you get married, men lose the ability to have decent fights with their wives.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (983), marriage (447)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 2,013
Michael Loftus - Arguing
Once you get married, men lose the ability to have decent fights with their wives.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (983), marriage (447)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 2,013
Michael Loftus - The Pinky Toe
What's up with the pinky toe? It's useless and ugly and it's got a messed up nail.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), observational (335),
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 6,295
Michael Loftus - Vietnam
Having arguments with your wife is a lot like stumbling into a firefight in Vietnam. You have no idea what's going on.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), marriage (447), wars (114)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 14,278
Brian Regan - Dora the Explorer
Brian would probably watch "Dora the Explorer" even if he didn't have kids.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), kids (641), marriage (447)
Posted: 06/10/07
Views: 269,763
Mo Mandel - Marrying Within the Faith
Mo's mom wants him to marry a Jewish girl.
Tags: Mo Mandel (6), marriage (447), religion (341)
Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 14,668
Wanda Sykes - The Marriage Business
Marriage is a lot like going into business with somebody.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (36), kids (641), marriage (447)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 2,484
Tom Papa - New Tricks
Tom Papa's wife still has a scar from the tool bench incident.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 3,426
Jeff Mac - Gay Wedding Protesters
Jeff Mac loves the hillbilly rednecks who protest gay marriages.
Tags: Jeff Mac (3), food (550), marriage (447)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 659
Chad Daniels - Wife's Friends
Chad Daniels makes his wife's Ph.D. friends look like dummies.
Tags: Chad Daniels (3), marriage (447), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 3,985
Jack Coen - The Religious Angle
Jack Coen hopes that God grades on a curve.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), health (540), religion (341)
Posted: 08/29/97
Views: 471
