Mick Betancourt imagines the best man speech at Hitler's secret wedding.
Mick Betancourt imagines the best man speech at Hitler's secret wedding.
Friends don't let friends drink and drive, but Tom doesn't have any friends.
Paul F. Tompkins gets drunk three hours before his party starts.
If your weekends start on Tuesday, you might be partying too much.
Washer/dryers are never punk rock.
Jimmie Roulette has never looked at a turtle and thought, "We gotta get out of here."
There's nothing worse than losing the battle for the check and then getting your credit card denied.
Jamie Kennedy went to college for, like, one second.
Stephen sings a song about his night out with a gay friend.
At these prices, a transvestite prostitute could certainly pass for a girl.
