President George W. Bush should be vague in his press conferences.
Views: 17,850
Posted: 05/12/2002
Mike Britt - Airplanes
We need Wesley Snipes in the air, not on the ground.
Tags: Mike Britt (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), flying (196)
Posted: 05/12/02
Views: 2,938
Mike Britt - Men and Women
Women love greeting cards.
Tags: Mike Britt (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/12/02
Views: 5,060
Mike Britt - Virus
Sex is not safe anymore.
Tags: Mike Britt (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 05/12/02
Views: 6,211
Mike Britt - Hate
Sports announcers are like women.
Tags: Mike Britt (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/12/02
Views: 7,808
Mike Britt - Smarter
Your ego can get you in trouble.
Tags: Mike Britt (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 05/12/02
Views: 4,655
Mike Britt - War
Bombs and sandwiches don't mix.
Tags: Mike Britt (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 05/12/02
Views: 13,848
Mike B. - UFOs
White people are the only ones who see aliens.
Tags: Mike Britt (8), ethnic (870), imitations (847)
Posted: 12/24/00
Views: 2,930
Mike Britt - War
Bombs and sandwiches don't mix.
Tags: Mike Britt (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 05/12/02
Views: 13,848
Paul Mecurio - War on Terror
Black men have moved up the food chain.
Tags: Paul Mecurio (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 8,148
Mike Britt - Airplanes
We need Wesley Snipes in the air, not on the ground.
Tags: Mike Britt (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), flying (196)
Posted: 05/12/02
Views: 2,938
Lenny Clarke - Proud to be an American
Lenny Clarke got in a cab and gave the guy $20 to move over so he could drive.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 2,043
Dwayne Kennedy - Cowards
Osama bin Laden's full of sh*t.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), news & politics (234)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 1,577
Bill Burr - Rednecks
Rednecks are frightening people -- but you have to utilize them.
Tags: Bill Burr (26), Comedy Central Presents (2172), impressions (466)
Posted: 02/13/03
Views: 19,207
Louis Ramey - Defense Spending
The South will protect America from Castro.
Tags: Louis Ramey (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 07/29/01
Views: 2,396
D.L. Hughley - Iraq War
You're not a coward when you stay in the car you know is going to blow up.
Tags: news & politics (234), wars (128)
Posted: 05/14/05
Views: 3,222
Vanessa Hollingshead - America
Americans rush to do nothing.
Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 6,070
Greg Giraldo - $25 Million Reward for bin Laden
If bin Laden were in America with a $25 million reward on his head, people would turn themselves in.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (67), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 10,351
