Mike DeStefano's job is to curse at people who don't have a funny friend to hang out with.
Posted: 10/04/2010 Views: 40359In order for Mike DeStefano to hate you, he would have to think about you first.
Posted: 04/23/2010 Views: 3178Professional Americans feel it's their job to love America.
Posted: 04/23/2010 Views: 6299Gay people shouldn't have named their parade after one of the seven deadly sins.
Posted: 04/23/2010 Views: 3922Mike DeStefano doesn't apologize because he doesn't give a sh*t.
Posted: 04/23/2010 Views: 5452Cab drivers in New York City are racist and smell like sadness.
Posted: 04/23/2010 Views: 2945Mike DeStefano warns the young kids in the audience that bad things are coming.
Posted: 04/23/2010 Views: 4666Mike DeStefano can make jokes about black people because his third best friend is black.
Posted: 04/23/2010 Views: 6913Life is all about chocolate milk.
Posted: 04/23/2010 Views: 3634Mike DeStefano has memories that weigh more than some white girls.
Posted: 04/16/2010 Views: 11661