Mike DeStefano's job is to curse at people who don't have a funny friend to hang out with.
Posted: 10/04/2010 Views: 40658Mike DeStefano doesn't apologize because he doesn't give a sh*t.
Posted: 04/23/2010 Views: 5541Mike DeStefano can make jokes about black people because his third best friend is black.
Posted: 04/23/2010 Views: 7010Cab drivers in New York City are racist and smell like sadness.
Posted: 04/23/2010 Views: 3038Life is all about chocolate milk.
Posted: 04/23/2010 Views: 3806Professional Americans feel it's their job to love America.
Posted: 04/23/2010 Views: 6474In order for Mike DeStefano to hate you, he would have to think about you first.
Posted: 04/23/2010 Views: 3247Mike DeStefano warns the young kids in the audience that bad things are coming.
Posted: 04/23/2010 Views: 4732Gay people shouldn't have named their parade after one of the seven deadly sins.
Posted: 04/23/2010 Views: 4051Mike DeStefano has memories that weigh more than some white girls.
Posted: 04/16/2010 Views: 11750