Mike DeStefano's job is to curse at people who don't have a funny friend to hang out with.
Views: 40,658
Posted: 10/04/2010
Mike DeStefano - Affirmative Action Friendships
Mike DeStefano can make jokes about black people because his third best friend is black.
Tags: Mike Destefano (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 04/23/10
Views: 7,010
Mike DeStefano - The Right Answer
Life is all about chocolate milk.
Tags: Mike Destefano (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), growing up (512)
Posted: 04/23/10
Views: 3,806
Mike DeStefano - Like Everybody Else
In order for Mike DeStefano to hate you, he would have to think about you first.
Tags: Mike Destefano (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/23/10
Views: 3,247
Mike DeStefano - Not a Choice
Gay people shouldn't have named their parade after one of the seven deadly sins.
Tags: Mike Destefano (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/23/10
Views: 4,051
Mike DeStefano - Stay in School
If you do drugs for most of your life, you'll end up with a Comedy Central Presents special.
Tags: Mike Destefano (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 04/23/10
Views: 26,096
Mike DeStefano - Texarkana, Texas
Professional Americans feel it's their job to love America.
Tags: Mike Destefano (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 04/23/10
Views: 6,474
Mike DeStefano - Angry at Silly Stuff
Mike DeStefano doesn't apologize because he doesn't give a sh*t.
Tags: Mike Destefano (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 04/23/10
Views: 5,541
Mike DeStefano - Look of Hope
Mike DeStefano warns the young kids in the audience that bad things are coming.
Tags: Mike Destefano (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), violence (282)
Posted: 04/23/10
Views: 4,732
Mike DeStefano - Helping Out
Cab drivers in New York City are racist and smell like sadness.
Tags: Mike Destefano (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 04/23/10
Views: 3,038
Robert Kelly - Fat Worry
Skinny people never have to worry that their underwear elastic will flop over and steam shut.
Tags: Robert Kelly (15), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 10/04/10
Views: 10,132
Uncensored - Giraldo Tribute - Struggling with Addiction
Greg Giraldo hated disappointing the people he cared about, which made the hard times even harder.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (67), sex (1202), marriage (547)
Posted: 03/18/11
Views: 5,659
Uncensored - Giraldo Tribute - Rock and Roll Lifestyle
Greg Giraldo would talk about performing comedy like he was the Rolling Stones.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (67), drugs (503), exclusives (335)
Posted: 03/18/11
Views: 6,451
Patton Oswalt - Swimming Towards Pie
Patton Oswalt went to Weight Watchers for a while.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (47), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 04/21/12
Views: 29,345
Mike DeStefano - Stay in School
If you do drugs for most of your life, you'll end up with a Comedy Central Presents special.
Tags: Mike Destefano (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 04/23/10
Views: 26,096
Mike DeStefano - Angry at Silly Stuff
Mike DeStefano doesn't apologize because he doesn't give a sh*t.
Tags: Mike Destefano (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 04/23/10
Views: 5,541
Mike DeStefano - Exclusive - Do I Look Fat?
Mike DeStefano has memories that weigh more than some white girls.
Tags: Mike Destefano (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/16/10
Views: 11,750
Uncensored - Giraldo Tribute - Losing Greg
Dave Attell, Bill Burr and Nick Swardson remember hearing the news that Greg was gone.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (67), exclusives (335), death (314)
Posted: 03/18/11
Views: 8,879
Mike DeStefano - The Right Answer
Life is all about chocolate milk.
Tags: Mike Destefano (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), growing up (512)
Posted: 04/23/10
Views: 3,806
Mike DeStefano - Not a Choice
Gay people shouldn't have named their parade after one of the seven deadly sins.
Tags: Mike Destefano (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/23/10
Views: 4,051
