Ponytails and wearing sunglasses at night should cause brain tumors.
Filed under: Mike Sweeney (7), health (540), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Views: 88
Posted: 05/25/1993
Mike Sweeney - Irish Persecution
No one has had it worse than the Irish.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), ethnic (731), food (550)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 599
Mike Sweeney - MCI
Sprint just keeps hounding Mike.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 462
Mike Sweeney - Sexual Preferences
Guys have sicker sexual preferences than women.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 412
Mike Sweeney - New Kids
Keith Richards is not attractive to a 10-year-old.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), ethnic (731), kids (642)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 409
Mike Sweeney - Jeffrey Dahmer
Being racist wasn't the worst thing about Jeffrey Dahmer.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), ethnic (730), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 167
Mike Sweeney - Understanding Terrorism
The American version of terrorism is the postal service.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), money (471), observational (335)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 139
Jake Johannsen - Airport Escort
Once Jake gets off the plane, he's like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Two Drink Minimum (291), mental health (174)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,803
Kenny Rogerson - Surprise
You can spend half the day at the morgue.
Tags: Kenny Rogerson (4), health (540), marriage (447)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 851
Jake Johannsen - Getting a Physical
You get a physical just to make sure that you're going to not die.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), health (540), drugs (377)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 497
Keith Robinson - Plead Stupidity
If you can plead insanity, you should also be allowed to plead stupidity.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), health (540), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 152
Matt Graham - Heart Attacks
Matt's uncle has suffered many heart attacks.
Tags: Matt Graham (3), family (581), food (550)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 133
Laura Kightlinger - Boyfriend Psychiatrist
Boyfriends will readily tell you what's wrong with your mental health.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 2,247
Joe Bolster - International Phone Calls
It's fun to make prank calls from a plane.
Tags: Joe Bolster (2), health (540), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 448
Jake Johannsen - Empire State Building
Hiring a psychiatrist to screen tourists wouldn't be cheap.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), animals (439), alcohol (396)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 233
Jake Johannsen - Flying
No matter how much you drink on an airplane, they can't throw you out.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), imitations (787), alcohol (396)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 435
Judy Gold - Leave a Message
Parents don't need answering machines.
Tags: Judy Gold (17), family (581), parents (467)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 805
