Being racist wasn't the worst thing about Jeffrey Dahmer.
Views: 691
Posted: 02/24/1992
Mike Sweeney - Sexual Preferences
Guys have sicker sexual preferences than women.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 781
Mike Sweeney - Hazardous to Your Health
Ponytails and wearing sunglasses at night should cause brain tumors.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), health (644), Two Drink Minimum (290)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 205
Mike Sweeney - Understanding Terrorism
The American version of terrorism is the postal service.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), money (599), observational (363)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 252
Mike Sweeney - MCI
Sprint just keeps hounding Mike.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), men/women (1147), dating (779)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 537
Mike Sweeney - Irish Persecution
No one has had it worse than the Irish.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), ethnic (867), food (712)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 982
Mike Sweeney - New Kids
Keith Richards is not attractive to a 10-year-old.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), ethnic (867), kids (809)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 664
Jeff Stilson - Do-It-Yourself
Jeff Stilson streamlines his death.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), The A-List (486), New York City (347)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 381
Larry Amoros - Serial Killers
Cities have crazy people, but the Midwest has the serial killers.
Tags: Larry Amoros (6), The A-List (486), TV (461)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,340
Paul Mooney - Jeffrey Dahmer
Paul loves thinking about Jeffrey Dahmer eating black people.
Tags: Paul Mooney (10), ethnic (867), food (712)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 5,986
Bobby Slayton - The Death Penalty
Bug problem? Kill the bugs and leave them out as an example.
Tags: Bobby Slayton (5), kids (809), family (641)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,311
Warren Thomas - Prison
Mike Tyson's like a buff Rain Man.
Tags: Warren Thomas (6), ethnic (867), imitations (847)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,923
David Feldman - Cannibalism
Burying dead people is a waste.
Tags: David Feldman (14), men/women (1147), animals (535)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 568
Jeff Joseph - Jeffrey Dahmer
Jeffrey Dahmer must have an eating disorder.
Tags: Jeff Joseph (3), The A-List (486), crime (295)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,063
Bruce Baum - Science of Size
If animals grow depending on the size of their enclosure, large underwear may be helpful, too.
Tags: Bruce Baum (2), food (712), drugs (492)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 451
Sean Henderson - Crime Has Taken a Turn for the Worse
You used to only have to worry about getting mugged.
Tags: Sean Henderson (3), crime (295), Comic Justice (173)
Posted: 10/17/93
Views: 480
Mike Sweeney - Irish Persecution
No one has had it worse than the Irish.
