The American version of terrorism is the postal service.
Views: 267
Posted: 05/25/1993
Mike Sweeney - Sexual Preferences
Guys have sicker sexual preferences than women.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 801
Mike Sweeney - Hazardous to Your Health
Ponytails and wearing sunglasses at night should cause brain tumors.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), health (657), movies (293)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 223
Mike Sweeney - New Kids
Keith Richards is not attractive to a 10-year-old.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), ethnic (870), kids (831)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 682
Mike Sweeney - MCI
Sprint just keeps hounding Mike.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 541
Mike Sweeney - Irish Persecution
No one has had it worse than the Irish.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), ethnic (870), food (719)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,027
Mike Sweeney - Jeffrey Dahmer
Being racist wasn't the worst thing about Jeffrey Dahmer.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), ethnic (870), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 718
Brian Posehn - Crazy People
Crazy people might seem a little less crazy if they had a kid with them.
Tags: Brian Posehn (22), kids (831), New York City (352)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 1,683
Mike Yard - Suspicious Behavior
Mike Yard fights terrorism, one suspicious character at a time.
Tags: Mike Yard (4), observational (364), New York City (352)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 5,025
Jake Johannsen - Phone Charge
Phone companies know how to get you.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), money (606), observational (364)
Posted: 05/31/94
Views: 686
Mike Sweeney - Sexual Preferences
Guys have sicker sexual preferences than women.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 801
Tom Papa - Cheap Flights
Tom's air travel fears are elucidated by the kid sitting in front of him.
Tags: Tom Papa (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 11,831
Marc Maron - Terrorism
If America wants to find you, they will.
Tags: Marc Maron (35), Two Drink Minimum (290), history (142)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 994
Paul F. Tompkins - Airport Security
It turns out you are not allowed to bring a bomb onto an airplane.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (45), Comedy Central Presents (2172), observational (364)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 4,760
Keith Robinson - Calming a Killer
Charles Manson always manages to maintain his craziness.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 06/02/05
Views: 1,309
D.L. Hughley - Flying
D.L. Hughley doesn't like flying.
Tags: Premium Blend (748), New York City (352)
Posted: 12/18/03
Views: 3,869
Alex Reid - New York City Living
New York would be even better if you had a replaceable filter in your chest.
Tags: Alex Reid (2), health (657), drugs (503)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 232
