Mike Vecchione
Mike Vecchione
- Performed on "Live at Gotham" & IFC's "Z-Rock"
- Won the Peoples Choice Award for Favorite Comic at the NY Comedy Festival
- Featured on "Russell Simmons Presents Stand-Up at the El Rey" & this season of "Comedy Central Presents"
After exercising vigilante justice, Mike Vecchione runs into the woods like the Incredible Hulk.
Posted: 03/03/2011 Views: 1168
Mike Vecchione's favorite place to taser people is the Renaissance Fair.
Posted: 03/03/2011 Views: 7017
Mike started teaching kids with emotional problems, because that's where the money is.
Posted: 03/03/2011 Views: 1061
Mike Vecchione doesn't like algebra and gay pornography for the same reasons.
Posted: 03/03/2011 Views: 2528
Men and women's differences outside the bedroom are reflected inside the bedroom.
Posted: 03/03/2011 Views: 1786
Mike Vecchione shares the one sentence that can get you out of any conversation.
Posted: 03/03/2011 Views: 1485
Mike Vecchione learned all the Australian he needs to know from Men at Work songs.
Posted: 03/03/2011 Views: 1428
A gun is like a penis -- it should always be concealed.
Posted: 03/03/2011 Views: 2365
If you place your hand on a woman's breast, she has to tell you her name and favorite color.
Posted: 03/03/2011 Views: 9408
A woman who wears fishnets is a whore, but if necessary, will catch her own food.
Posted: 02/28/2011 Views: 4518
