If you place your hand on a woman's breast, she has to tell you her name and favorite color.
Views: 9,636
Posted: 03/03/2011
Mike Vecchione - Neighborhood Watch
After exercising vigilante justice, Mike Vecchione runs into the woods like the Incredible Hulk.
Tags: Mike Vecchione (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), New York City (352)
Posted: 03/03/11
Views: 1,341
Mike Vecchione - Boomerang Plate
Mike Vecchione learned all the Australian he needs to know from Men at Work songs.
Tags: Mike Vecchione (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 03/03/11
Views: 1,578
Mike Vecchione - Shooting Range
A gun is like a penis -- it should always be concealed.
Tags: Mike Vecchione (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 03/03/11
Views: 2,645
Mike Vecchione - Dumb Feelings
Men and women's differences outside the bedroom are reflected inside the bedroom.
Tags: Mike Vecchione (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/03/11
Views: 1,990
Mike Vecchione - Weird Time
Mike started teaching kids with emotional problems, because that's where the money is.
Tags: Mike Vecchione (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 03/03/11
Views: 1,243
Mike Vecchione - Problem Solver
Mike Vecchione doesn't like algebra and gay pornography for the same reasons.
Tags: Mike Vecchione (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 03/03/11
Views: 3,052
Mike Vecchione - Weapon of Choice
Mike Vecchione's favorite place to taser people is the Renaissance Fair.
Tags: Mike Vecchione (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 03/03/11
Views: 7,240
Mike Vecchione - Word of the Lord
Mike Vecchione shares the one sentence that can get you out of any conversation.
Tags: Mike Vecchione (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 03/03/11
Views: 1,769
Mike Vecchione - Mating Season
Mike Vecchione looks like he could fist pump at any moment.
Tags: Mike Vecchione (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 02/28/11
Views: 3,007
Mike Vecchione - Dumb Feelings
Men and women's differences outside the bedroom are reflected inside the bedroom.
Tags: Mike Vecchione (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/03/11
Views: 1,990
Mike Vecchione - Weapon of Choice
Mike Vecchione's favorite place to taser people is the Renaissance Fair.
Tags: Mike Vecchione (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 03/03/11
Views: 7,240
Tig Notaro - Concave
Tig is still waiting for her boobs to grow in.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 3,783
Alonzo Bodden - Women
In Seattle, they have rain; in L.A., they have fake boobs.
Tags: Alonzo Bodden (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 07/07/05
Views: 11,174
Rachel Feinstein - Titty Dance
Every man hopes and prays that a titty jig is going to erupt at any moment in their lives.
Tags: Rachel Feinstein (27), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 03/26/10
Views: 24,513
Jimmy Pardo - Buxom Barber
Jimmy is trapped by his barber's breasts.
Tags: Jimmy Pardo (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 06/30/02
Views: 3,064
Eliot Chang - Exclusive - Boobies and Puppies
Eliot Chang knows how to get people to watch his Comedy Central Presents special.
Tags: Eliot Chang (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 04/15/10
Views: 52,461
Sandra Bernhard - Breast Implants
Getting breast implants is kind of dangerous.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (34), men/women (1155), health (657)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 6,289
Mike Vecchione - Neighborhood Watch
After exercising vigilante justice, Mike Vecchione runs into the woods like the Incredible Hulk.
Tags: Mike Vecchione (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), New York City (352)
Posted: 03/03/11
Views: 1,341
Jeff Dye - Certificate of Completion
Jeff Dye wants to go up to the muscular guys at his gym and say, "You're done here."
Tags: Jeff Dye (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/07/10
Views: 10,786
