Men and women's differences outside the bedroom are reflected inside the bedroom.
Mike Vecchione's favorite place to taser people is the Renaissance Fair.
If you place your hand on a woman's breast, she has to tell you her name and favorite color.
Mike started teaching kids with emotional problems, because that's where the money is.
Mike Vecchione learned all the Australian he needs to know from Men at Work songs.
A gun is like a penis -- it should always be concealed.
Mike Vecchione shares the one sentence that can get you out of any conversation.
After exercising vigilante justice, Mike Vecchione runs into the woods like the Incredible Hulk.
Mike Vecchione looks like he could fist pump at any moment.