Mike Vecchione doesn't like algebra and gay pornography for the same reasons.
Views: 2,567
Posted: 03/03/2011
Mike Vecchione - Dumb Feelings
Men and women's differences outside the bedroom are reflected inside the bedroom.
Tags: Mike Vecchione (14), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 03/03/11
Views: 1,798
Mike Vecchione - Weapon of Choice
Mike Vecchione's favorite place to taser people is the Renaissance Fair.
Tags: Mike Vecchione (14), Comedy Central Presents (2173), lookin' good (475)
Posted: 03/03/11
Views: 7,033
Mike Vecchione - Breaking the Ice
If you place your hand on a woman's breast, she has to tell you her name and favorite color.
Tags: Mike Vecchione (14), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1147)
Posted: 03/03/11
Views: 9,421
Mike Vecchione - Weird Time
Mike started teaching kids with emotional problems, because that's where the money is.
Tags: Mike Vecchione (14), Comedy Central Presents (2173), kids (809)
Posted: 03/03/11
Views: 1,070
Mike Vecchione - Boomerang Plate
Mike Vecchione learned all the Australian he needs to know from Men at Work songs.
Tags: Mike Vecchione (14), Comedy Central Presents (2173), food (712)
Posted: 03/03/11
Views: 1,438
Mike Vecchione - Shooting Range
A gun is like a penis -- it should always be concealed.
Tags: Mike Vecchione (14), Comedy Central Presents (2173), money (599)
Posted: 03/03/11
Views: 2,380
Mike Vecchione - Word of the Lord
Mike Vecchione shares the one sentence that can get you out of any conversation.
Tags: Mike Vecchione (14), Comedy Central Presents (2173), health (644)
Posted: 03/03/11
Views: 1,496
Mike Vecchione - Neighborhood Watch
After exercising vigilante justice, Mike Vecchione runs into the woods like the Incredible Hulk.
Tags: Mike Vecchione (14), Comedy Central Presents (2173), New York City (347)
Posted: 03/03/11
Views: 1,176
Mike Vecchione - Mating Season
Mike Vecchione looks like he could fist pump at any moment.
Tags: Mike Vecchione (14), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 02/28/11
Views: 2,908
Stand-Up: Exclusive - Mike Vecchione - Great Sign
A woman who wears fishnets is a whore, but if necessary, will catch her own food.
Tags: Mike Vecchione (14), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 02/28/11
Views: 4,520
Mike Vecchione - Weird Time
Mike started teaching kids with emotional problems, because that's where the money is.
Tags: Mike Vecchione (14), Comedy Central Presents (2173), kids (809)
Posted: 03/03/11
Views: 1,070
Mike Vecchione - Mating Season
Mike Vecchione looks like he could fist pump at any moment.
Tags: Mike Vecchione (14), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 02/28/11
Views: 2,908
Jim David - Education
Home-school defeats the purpose of even going to school.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (2173), imitations (847)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 6,497
Reno Collier - Physical Education
If you teach in a school, you better be a good liar.
Tags: Reno Collier (15), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 03/03/05
Views: 6,836
Mike Vecchione - Boomerang Plate
Mike Vecchione learned all the Australian he needs to know from Men at Work songs.
Tags: Mike Vecchione (14), Comedy Central Presents (2173), food (712)
Posted: 03/03/11
Views: 1,438
Exclusive - Michael Kosta - Ants on a Log
Michael Kosta can tell who smoked pot right before the show.
Tags: Michael Kosta (18), Comedy Central Presents (2173), food (712)
Posted: 01/13/11
Views: 4,215
Mo Mandel - Dirty Future
Mo Mandel has been having sex with a lot of older women lately because it is easy to do.
Tags: Mo Mandel (20), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 04/09/10
Views: 6,625
Tess - Dating All Men
Tess is a rainbow coalition of dating.
Tags: Tess (8), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 02/24/05
Views: 5,749
Kyle Kinane - Accident Babies
Kyle is an accident adult as far as his parents are concerned.
