Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease you can get yelled at for having.
Filed under: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), alcohol (396)
Views: 16,988
Posted: 01/04/1999
Mitch Hedberg - Radio Show
Mitch, Lewis and Dave discuss the 2004 election in Austin, TX.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Dave Attell (36),
Posted: 09/08/08
Views: 66,445
Mitch Hedberg - Blocking the Fire Exit
If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 48,499
Mitch Hedberg - Green Room Buffet
Mitch goes food hunting at the buffet.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), school (183), smoking (77)
Posted: 09/08/08
Views: 25,277
Mitch Hedberg - Tripping on Acid
Because of acid, Mitch Hedberg now knows that butter is way better than margarine.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), animals (439)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 24,388
Mitch Hedberg - Turtlenecks
Wearing a turtleneck is like getting strangled by a really weak guy all day.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 20,003
Mitch Hedberg - Knocking on Walls
When Mitch Hedberg's neighbor knocks on the wall, he tells him to go around.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), drugs (377)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 18,793
Mitch Hedberg - Flossing
It's as hard to quit smoking as it is to start flossing.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 14,300
Mitch Hedberg - Knocking on Walls
When Mitch Hedberg's neighbor knocks on the wall, he tells him to go around.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), drugs (377)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 18,793
Mitch Hedberg - Blocking the Fire Exit
If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 48,491
Mitch Hedberg - Baked Potatoes
Mitch Hedberg likes to eat.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), family (582)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 14,479
Mitch Hedberg - Tripping on Acid
Because of acid, Mitch Hedberg now knows that butter is way better than margarine.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), animals (439)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 24,388
Ardal O'Hanlon - Driving in Manhattan
Ardal O'Hanlon is deathly afraid to drive in Manhattan.
Tags: Ardal O'Hanlon (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), alcohol (396)
Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 400
Kevin Brennan - Drunk Driving
Being the designated driver is dangerous.
Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), growing up (423)
Posted: 01/25/99
Views: 1,246
Mitch Hedberg - Turtlenecks
Wearing a turtleneck is like getting strangled by a really weak guy all day.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 19,997
Doug Benson - Pee or Spank
The words 'pee' and 'spank' shouldn't even be said on the same day.
Tags: Doug Benson (25), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 1,937
John Heffron - Life Caddy
John's life caddy sizes up an important decision.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 2,836
