Asking a good comedian to write a script is like asking a good chef, "Can you farm?"
Views: 29,673
Posted: 01/04/1999
Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute
The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), animals (540),
Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 13,300
Mitch Hedberg - Green Room Buffet
Mitch goes food hunting at the buffet.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), school (230), smoking (82)
Posted: 09/08/08
Views: 33,962
Mitch Hedberg - Fan Mail
Mitch and Dave read a fan letter.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), school (230), smoking (82)
Posted: 09/08/08
Views: 13,456
Mitch Hedberg - Radio Show
Mitch, Lewis and Dave discuss the 2004 election in Austin, TX.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Dave Attell (43),
Posted: 09/08/08
Views: 73,468
Mitch Hedberg - Smacky the Frog
It's pretty much the same as Smokey the Bear, but it's a frog.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), animals (540), drugs (503)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 34,143
Mitch Hedberg - Sandwiches
Ducks eat for free at Subway.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), food (719), animals (540)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 19,796
Mitch Hedberg - Baked Potatoes
Mitch Hedberg likes to eat.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 45,599
Mitch Hedberg - Alcoholism
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease you can get yelled at for having.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (2172), alcohol (516)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 41,226
Mitch Hedberg - Turtlenecks
Wearing a turtleneck is like getting strangled by a really weak guy all day.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 49,233
Mitch Hedberg - Blocking the Fire Exit
If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 98,891
Mitch Hedberg - Flossing
It's as hard to quit smoking as it is to start flossing.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 42,111
Mitch Hedberg - Tripping on Acid
Because of acid, Mitch Hedberg now knows that butter is way better than margarine.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (2172), animals (540)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 57,585
Mitch Hedberg - Blocking the Fire Exit
If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 98,891
Mitch Hedberg - Baked Potatoes
Mitch Hedberg likes to eat.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 45,599
Mitch Hedberg - Smacky the Frog
It's pretty much the same as Smokey the Bear, but it's a frog.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), animals (540), drugs (503)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 34,143
Mitch Hedberg - Alcoholism
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease you can get yelled at for having.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (2172), alcohol (516)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 41,226
Mitch Hedberg - Turtlenecks
Wearing a turtleneck is like getting strangled by a really weak guy all day.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 49,233
Mitch Hedberg - Knocking on Walls
When Mitch Hedberg's neighbor knocks on the wall, he tells him to go around.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (2172), drugs (503)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 40,509
Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute
The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), animals (540),
Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 13,300
Mitch Hedberg - Party of Two
People are selfish.
Tags: food (719), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (147)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 16,830
