Mitch and Dave read a fan letter.
Mitch goes food hunting at the buffet.
Mitch, Lewis and Dave discuss the 2004 election in Austin, TX.
It's pretty much the same as Smokey the Bear, but it's a frog.
Ducks eat for free at Subway.
Asking a good comedian to write a script is like asking a good chef, "Can you farm?"
Wearing a turtleneck is like getting strangled by a really weak guy all day.
It's as hard to quit smoking as it is to start flossing.
Mitch Hedberg likes to eat.