Because of acid, Mitch Hedberg now knows that butter is way better than margarine.
Views: 55,175
Posted: 01/04/1999
Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute
The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), animals (535),
Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 12,716
Mitch Hedberg - Fan Mail
Mitch and Dave read a fan letter.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), school (221), smoking (82)
Posted: 09/08/08
Views: 13,046
Mitch Hedberg - Green Room Buffet
Mitch goes food hunting at the buffet.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), school (221), smoking (82)
Posted: 09/08/08
Views: 33,412
Mitch Hedberg - Radio Show
Mitch, Lewis and Dave discuss the 2004 election in Austin, TX.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Dave Attell (43),
Posted: 09/08/08
Views: 72,964
Mitch Hedberg - Smacky the Frog
It's pretty much the same as Smokey the Bear, but it's a frog.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), animals (535), drugs (492)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 33,251
Mitch Hedberg - Sandwiches
Ducks eat for free at Subway.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), food (712), animals (535)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 18,796
Mitch Hedberg - Baked Potatoes
Mitch Hedberg likes to eat.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (2173), food (712)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 43,722
Mitch Hedberg - Turtlenecks
Wearing a turtleneck is like getting strangled by a really weak guy all day.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (2173), food (712)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 47,344
Mitch Hedberg - Knocking on Walls
When Mitch Hedberg's neighbor knocks on the wall, he tells him to go around.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (2173), drugs (492)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 39,054
Mitch Hedberg - Smacky the Frog
It's pretty much the same as Smokey the Bear, but it's a frog.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), animals (535), drugs (492)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 33,251
Mitch Hedberg - Knocking on Walls
When Mitch Hedberg's neighbor knocks on the wall, he tells him to go around.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (2173), drugs (492)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 39,054
Mitch Hedberg - Blocking the Fire Exit
If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (2173), food (712)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 95,222
Mitch Hedberg - Being a Comedian in Hollywood
Asking a good comedian to write a script is like asking a good chef, "Can you farm?"
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (2173), dating (779)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 28,506
Mitch Hedberg - Baked Potatoes
Mitch Hedberg likes to eat.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (2173), food (712)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 43,716
Mitch Hedberg - Flossing
It's as hard to quit smoking as it is to start flossing.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (2173), food (712)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 40,263
Mitch Hedberg - Turtlenecks
Wearing a turtleneck is like getting strangled by a really weak guy all day.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (2173), food (712)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 47,344
Mitch Hedberg - Alcoholism
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease you can get yelled at for having.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (2173), alcohol (511)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 39,376
Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute
The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), animals (535),
Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 12,716
Mitch Hedberg - Party of Two
People are selfish.
