Mo's body type is somewhere between a Jew and a guy who drives by in a truck and yells, "Jew."
Posted: 04/09/2010 Views: 5770You're not on a winning streak if you're buying pornography, liquor and cigarettes at 1 a.m.
Posted: 04/09/2010 Views: 6366To an American, the rest of the world is like the ugly chick in the office.
Posted: 04/09/2010 Views: 5534Mo Mandel has been having sex with a lot of older women lately because it is easy to do.
Posted: 04/09/2010 Views: 6580Mariachi music is like techno for people without electricity.
Posted: 04/09/2010 Views: 3962Mo Mandel finds it hard to believe that the girl he's dating has an eating disorder.
Posted: 04/09/2010 Views: 7383They say that breaking up is hard to do, but it's actually very easy to do over e-mail.
Posted: 04/09/2010 Views: 7013Mo Mandel is so broke he didn't even realize the economy was in trouble.
Posted: 04/09/2010 Views: 9632Mo Mandel goes to extreme lengths to spread the word about his Comedy Central Presents special.
Posted: 04/05/2010 Views: 20548People on motorcycles always look like they're on their way to an adventure.
Posted: 04/02/2010 Views: 7086Get this comedian's Comedy Central Presents special from iTunes for only $1.99!
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