Mo Mandel is so broke he didn't even realize the economy was in trouble.
Mariachi music is like techno for people without electricity.
Mo Mandel has been having sex with a lot of older women lately because it is easy to do.
To an American, the rest of the world is like the ugly chick in the office.
They say that breaking up is hard to do, but it's actually very easy to do over e-mail.
Mo Mandel finds it hard to believe that the girl he's dating has an eating disorder.
In today's economy, a woman can sell her eggs and easily afford a Toyota Corolla 2006.
Mo's body type is somewhere between a Jew and a guy who drives by in a truck and yells, "Jew."
Mo Mandel goes to extreme lengths to spread the word about his Comedy Central Presents special.