Mo Mandel is so broke he didn't even realize the economy was in trouble.
Mariachi music is like techno for people without electricity.
Mo Mandel has been having sex with a lot of older women lately because it is easy to do.
To an American, the rest of the world is like the ugly chick in the office.
You're not on a winning streak if you're buying pornography, liquor and cigarettes at 1 a.m.
They say that breaking up is hard to do, but it's actually very easy to do over e-mail.
In today's economy, a woman can sell her eggs and easily afford a Toyota Corolla 2006.
Mo's body type is somewhere between a Jew and a guy who drives by in a truck and yells, "Jew."
Mo Mandel goes to extreme lengths to spread the word about his Comedy Central Presents special.