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Posted: 04/30/2010 Views: 8812The word "boo" should not be in the word "boobies" because boobies are awesome.
Posted: 04/30/2010 Views: 7099In this uncertain economy, Myq Kaplan will not ask the audience personal questions.
Posted: 04/30/2010 Views: 4632Myq Kaplan will fight any Jew to see who is the chosenest of the chosen people.
Posted: 04/30/2010 Views: 5268Myq Kaplan doesn't see a lot of half-human, half-bird creatures in the natural world.
Posted: 04/30/2010 Views: 6872Science fiction in ancient Greek times involved fear of the pulley, lever and inclined plane.
Posted: 04/30/2010 Views: 10641Myq Kaplan has trouble distinguishing between anti-drug and pro-military commercials.
Posted: 04/30/2010 Views: 6776Apparently, Buddhists are not welcome in President Obama's five tiered religious zone.
Posted: 04/30/2010 Views: 9073Myq Kaplan won't go out with anyone who doesn't understand the set/subset relationship.
Posted: 04/29/2010 Views: 15201If you like better production values, watch Myq Kaplan's Comedy Central Presents special.
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