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Myq Kaplan

Myq Kaplan

  • Won the NY's Funniest Stand-Up Competition (as part of the NY Comedy Festival)
  • Appeared on "The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien" & the New Faces show at the Just for Laughs Festival in Montreal
  • Featured on "Live at Gotham" & "Comedy Central Presents"

1 - 10 of 12 Myq Kaplan Videos
Laugh the Tears Away (1:31)

In this uncertain economy, Myq Kaplan will not ask the audience personal questions.

Posted: 04/30/2010 Views: 8362
Yaybies (2:24)

The word "boo" should not be in the word "boobies" because boobies are awesome.

Posted: 04/30/2010 Views: 19497
Terminator: Part 0 (1:23)

Science fiction in ancient Greek times involved fear of the pulley, lever and inclined plane.

Posted: 04/30/2010 Views: 15892
Case Closed (3:24)

Myq Kaplan has trouble distinguishing between anti-drug and pro-military commercials.

Posted: 04/30/2010 Views: 11356
Spectrum of Dorkery (1:37)

Myq Kaplan will fight any Jew to see who is the chosenest of the chosen people.

Posted: 04/30/2010 Views: 10061
Religious Extremity (3:27)

Myq Kaplan doesn't see a lot of half-human, half-bird creatures in the natural world.

Posted: 04/30/2010 Views: 12813
Exclusive - Fighting Ignorance (2:35)

Apparently, Buddhists are not welcome in President Obama's five tiered religious zone.

Posted: 04/30/2010 Views: 13506
Squares or Rectangles (2:24)

Myq Kaplan won't go out with anyone who doesn't understand the set/subset relationship.

Posted: 04/29/2010 Views: 20829
Exclusive - Super Nice Video (1:12)

If you like better production values, watch Myq Kaplan's Comedy Central Presents special.

Posted: 04/23/2010 Views: 42829

Myq Kaplan Jokes See all 26 Myq Kaplan Jokes »

We have an open relationship. It is very open: it's a divorce. Nothing to be ashamed of. Fifty percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. That's one out of every two people. So, it's either going to be you or your wife.

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