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Myq Kaplan

Myq Kaplan

  • Won the NY's Funniest Stand-Up Competition (as part of the NY Comedy Festival)
  • Appeared on "The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien" & the New Faces show at the Just for Laughs Festival in Montreal
  • Featured on "Live at Gotham" & "Comedy Central Presents"

1 - 10 of 12 Myq Kaplan Videos
Yaybies (2:24)

The word "boo" should not be in the word "boobies" because boobies are awesome.

Posted: 04/30/2010 Views: 7099
Laugh the Tears Away (1:31)

In this uncertain economy, Myq Kaplan will not ask the audience personal questions.

Posted: 04/30/2010 Views: 4632
Spectrum of Dorkery (1:37)

Myq Kaplan will fight any Jew to see who is the chosenest of the chosen people.

Posted: 04/30/2010 Views: 5268
Religious Extremity (3:27)

Myq Kaplan doesn't see a lot of half-human, half-bird creatures in the natural world.

Posted: 04/30/2010 Views: 6872
Terminator: Part 0 (1:23)

Science fiction in ancient Greek times involved fear of the pulley, lever and inclined plane.

Posted: 04/30/2010 Views: 10641
Case Closed (3:24)

Myq Kaplan has trouble distinguishing between anti-drug and pro-military commercials.

Posted: 04/30/2010 Views: 6776
Exclusive - Fighting Ignorance (2:35)

Apparently, Buddhists are not welcome in President Obama's five tiered religious zone.

Posted: 04/30/2010 Views: 9073
Squares or Rectangles (2:24)

Myq Kaplan won't go out with anyone who doesn't understand the set/subset relationship.

Posted: 04/29/2010 Views: 15201
Exclusive - Super Nice Video (1:12)

If you like better production values, watch Myq Kaplan's Comedy Central Presents special.

Posted: 04/23/2010 Views: 40899

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Myq Kaplan Jokes See all 10 Myq Kaplan Jokes »

We have an open relationship. It is very open: it's a divorce. Nothing to be ashamed of. Fifty percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. That's one out of every two people. So, it's either going to be you or your wife.

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Myq Kaplan on Twitter

Myq Kaplanif james brown was the godfather of soul, who were its parents? they must have died and left him soul custody.12:52 PM Today
Myq Kaplanchildren can be a gift. but so can socks. doesn't mean you have to like them. or that they'll even fit. or smell good.4:37 PM Sep 1st
Myq Kaplando you need me to draw you a very small picture? RT @patdixon I'll have to take your word for it.3:25 PM Aug 31st
Myq Kaplana picture is worth a thousand words. so this tweet is worth seventeen thousandths of a picture.3:13 PM Aug 31st
Myq Kaplannot everyone can choose the road less traveled. because then it would be more traveled.10:54 AM Aug 30th