Myq Kaplan has trouble distinguishing between anti-drug and pro-military commercials.
Apparently, Buddhists are not welcome in President Obama's five tiered religious zone.
Myq Kaplan doesn't see a lot of half-human, half-bird creatures in the natural world.
If you have not seen the movie "Final Destination," you have made a great choice.
In this uncertain economy, Myq Kaplan will not ask the audience personal questions.
Myq Kaplan will fight any Jew to see who is the chosenest of the chosen people.
Science fiction in ancient Greek times involved fear of the pulley, lever and inclined plane.
The word "boo" should not be in the word "boobies" because boobies are awesome.
Myq Kaplan won't go out with anyone who doesn't understand the set/subset relationship.
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