Myq Kaplan doesn't see a lot of half-human, half-bird creatures in the natural world.
Myq Kaplan will fight any Jew to see who is the chosenest of the chosen people.
In this uncertain economy, Myq Kaplan will not ask the audience personal questions.
Myq Kaplan has trouble distinguishing between anti-drug and pro-military commercials.
If you have not seen the movie "Final Destination," you have made a great choice.
The word "boo" should not be in the word "boobies" because boobies are awesome.
Apparently, Buddhists are not welcome in President Obama's five tiered religious zone.
Myq Kaplan won't go out with anyone who doesn't understand the set/subset relationship.
If you like better production values, watch Myq Kaplan's Comedy Central Presents special.