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In this day of watered down comedy, Nick Di Paolo's brutally honest performances remind us of what great stand up should be: funny, socially relevant and a little bit reckless. Nick began his career in his hometown of Boston and two-years later, made the jump to New York, where he found his seething, sarcastic style was welcomed with open arms by New York audiences at such clubs as Catch a Rising Star, Caroline's and The Comedy Cellar. It was clubs like these where he honed his uncompromising point of view, which makes him not only a club favorite, but a true "comic's comic."

His range has allowed him to perform on shows as tame as The Tonight Show, and as edgy as HBO's Young Comedians Special, Late Night with David Letterman and Late Night with Conan O' Brien. He was twice nominated for an Emmy for his writing on The Chris Rock Show. He has also had three half hour stand up specials of his own on Comedy Central and was one of the stars on Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn and a stand out on many Comedy Central Roasts. Not limited to stand-up and writing, he has had guest starring roles on Lucky Louie, The Sopranos and many sitcoms, as well as in films including Artie Lange's Beer League. A critic for the Winnipeg Press said it best when he described Nick as "Gentle as a starved wolverine and as predictable as a tipsy-hop through a minefield, Nick DiPaolo is an experience constrained only slightly by... [MORE]
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Nick Di Paolo - Marriage Trap

Nick rants on marriage.

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Posted: 01/19/07
Views: 31,480

Nick Di Paolo - The Pope

The Pope didn't surprise Nick.

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Posted: 01/19/07
Views: 25,389

Nick Di Paolo - Feminists

Deep Freezing

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Posted: 06/03/02
Views: 21,145

Nick Di Paolo - Interview

Nick dishes on a new special.

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Nick Di Paolo - Customer Service

Nobody's Qualified

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Posted: 06/03/02
Views: 8,000

Nick DiPaolo - Marriage

Nick can't get used to his wife naming all his stuff.

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Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 6,452

Nick Di Paolo - Red Carpet

Nick Di Paolo - Red Carpet

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Nick DiPaolo - Sexual Endurance

Guys have no energy after sex.

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Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 4,728

Nick Di Paolo - Interview

CCP: Nick DiPaolo

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Nick DiPaolo - Girlfriend's Dildo

The only word Nick DiPaolo wants to hear after climaxing is "goodbye."

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Posted: 06/02/02
Views: 3,653

Nick DiPaolo: Don't Eat After 7 p.m.

My buddy tells me the best way to lose weight: don't eat after 7:00. Well, that's good if you go to bed after 'Jeopardy.'

Posted: 12/08/2002

Nick DiPaolo: Food Poisoning

One good thing about food poisoning, you look like you're in shape for the next three days. You're all dehydrated. 'Hey, I'm ripped. I'm cut up.'

Posted: 12/08/2002

Nick DiPaolo: Pre-Cana Class

I'm Catholic, so I had to go to Pre-Cana class before I got married. That's when I had to go to a Catholic priest, and he was going to tell me how...

Posted: 12/08/2002

Nick DiPaolo: Cell Phone Ringtones

These phones don't even ring anymore. They play the National Anthem. I'm on the bus yesterday, this guy's phone rang like three times. Half of us...

Posted: 12/08/2002

Nick DiPaolo: No Feeling

Guys, can you feel anything with a condom on? You can slam the tip of my dick in a car door, I wouldn't even blink if I had a condom on.

Posted: 05/09/2002

Nick DiPaolo: The Diaphragm

The diaphragm, there's a spontaneous device. You're about to have sex, she has to get up, get like 12 tubes of epoxy, 400 popsicle sticks. Comes...

Posted: 05/09/2002

Nick DiPaolo: After Sex

After sex, girls get all energetic. My girlfriend wants to cook stuff. She's got a cake in the oven. She's raking leaves. She's putting gutters on...

Posted: 05/09/2002

Nick DiPaolo: The Sin of Masturbation and Murder

I'm Catholic. According to my religion, masturbation is as serious a sin as murdering somebody. Hey, if that's true, say hello to the new Hitler....

Posted: 05/09/2002

Nick DiPaolo: What Guys Are Up Against

I got one woman to admit she masturbated, this older woman. I asked her what she used. She told me she used a Crest toothpaste tube. See what us...

Posted: 05/09/2002

Nick DiPaolo: Disabled

Only in this country are obese people considered disabled, which is a crock of crap. If you're missing an arm or a leg, you're disabled. If you're...

Posted: 05/09/2002