If you want to lose weight, get food poisoning twice a year.
Posted: 12/08/2002 Views: 3213A Catholic priest told Nick how to live with a woman.
Posted: 12/08/2002 Views: 1342Nick wants the "Friends and Family With Matching Bone Marrow" plan.
Posted: 12/08/2002 Views: 3700Guys don't have as much pressure as women to look good.
Posted: 06/02/2002 Views: 5442The only word Nick DiPaolo wants to hear after climaxing is "goodbye."
Posted: 06/02/2002 Views: 7171Nick DiPaolo doesn't see many terrorists coming out of St. Bart's.
Posted: 06/02/2002 Views: 1899Eight out of 10 dentists recommend a Zagnut bar before bed.
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